"Ms. Thatcher saw fondness outpouring,
But others were far less adoring.
The vast celebration
Engulfing the nation
Set ‘Ding Dong the Witch is Dead’ soaring."

Margaret Thatcher’s Death Irreverently Marked With ‘Ding Dong’ Song

Posted Saturday Apr 13 3am  

 
 

"The latest security hacking
Allegedly has China’s backing.
Since China can’t hide it
They simply denied it
And say they’re not cyberattacking."

Report ties cyberattacks on U.S. computers to Chinese military

Posted Wednesday Feb 20 5am  1 note

 
 

"All Oscar films try with tenacity
To merge movie flair with veracity.
But are they required
To show what transpired
Or have they a claim to mendacity?"

The Oscar for Best Fabrication

Posted Monday Feb 18 8pm  1 note

 
 

"For wrestling, life isn’t pretty.
Just ask the Olympic Committee.
But as all the fighting
Is not that exciting
I don’t really have any pity."

How Wrestling Lost the Olympics

Posted Saturday Feb 16 10pm  

 
 

"With Benedict closing the door,
The odds on three cardinals soar.
Since age is a staple
Of anything papal,
The youngest is still 64."

Bookmakers see three-cardinal race to be next Pope

Posted Wednesday Feb 13 1pm  1 note

 
 

"For four years, Obama must meet
The promise his speeches repeat.
To have civil rights
Means to fight a few fights;
And our journey is not yet complete."

President Obama takes second oath of office at inauguration

Posted Tuesday Jan 22 6am  1 note

 
 

"Lance Armstrong has come under fire
Admitting his doping desire.
But I miss romancing
His brave Tour de Francing
And power, now gone, to inspire."

Live Updates on Armstrong’s Confession

Posted Friday Jan 18 10pm  3 notes

 
 

"For months, Te’o’s greatness persisted,
But tales of his girlfriend were twisted.
Despite Te’o’s courting
And “thorough” reporting
It seems that she never existed."

Manti Te’o’s Dead Girlfriend, The Most Heartbreaking And Inspirational Story Of The College Football Season, Is A Hoax

Posted Wednesday Jan 16 7pm  

 
 

"With White House-led gun control looming,
Support for these measures is blooming.
The public’s not leaving
Their post-Newtown grieving,
Which leads to the NRA’s fuming."

Poll: Most Americans support new gun-control measures after Newtown massacre

Posted Monday Jan 14 7pm  

 
 

"The CAP offered direction
In curing our gun predilection.
With numerous checks
They say its effects
Will not change our right to protection."

Sweeping new gun laws proposed by influential liberal think tank

Posted Saturday Jan 12 9pm  1 note

 
 
 
 
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